The Rogue Nation of Rim-Rocking Anchor is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 67 million Rim-Rocking Anchorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rim-Rocking Anchorian economy, worth 1.98 trillion Dunks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 29,498 Dunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rim-Rocking Anchor's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rim-Rocking Anchor is ranked 295,374^th in the world and 1,104^th in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.